LOL i had to share this
http://omegle.com/
You: Wow what fucking luck i have
Stranger:: what
You: its obviouse what the problem is here
Stranger:: It is?
Stranger:: lol
You: Well ur obviously a raging homo
You: i could tell almost instantly
Stranger:: Uhh
Stranger:: No..
Stranger:: I'm a girl.. and I like dick.
You: thats one of the dirtyest lies i have ever heard
Stranger:: Yea
Stranger:: I'm pregnant.. and i cant get pregnant from a woman
Stranger:: so stfu
You: why is there a computer in ur kitchen then hey?
Stranger:: YOu're sexist fuck
Stranger:: go die
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